We Better Learn To Hotwire A Uterus

Now the power’s out,
all that I can see
is the gleaming white
of your retina.
Light the path for me,
blaze the trail again,
lead the exodus
back inside the cage…

—Hell is for heroes - Kamichi

Higher Love

Sure ok im not perfect but at least I can see through your shitty flaws and see your true self. I regret time spent being told how inadequate I am. At least now the only person I need to impress is myself.

Had a great fucking day today, totally awesome, feels like a dream *not due to drink and such ofc. Genuenly had just a great day, bring on toomorow… I think.

SGT. Buxton is back.

Erm

Why is it that every time I’m just about to sleep I think of every embaressing fuck up I’ve ever made 

Karmageddon

Why do I have so much money? :0

Oh yeah not spending it on a woman. Sweet new TV, driving lessons and Jack daniels it is then ;D

(Source: gifparty)

Testicles bra, see em, they be big n shit.

Ok so heres the thing right, you start off by being all genuine and shit with a girl and then she’s not interested because you’re actually being nice to her. So then you change your tact and get her the way you know it will work, by being a prick to her and she’ll love it, she’ll lap that shit up like a thirsty dog. Then sometime down the line you decide ahh you know what she’s actually alright I think I’ll be nice and what not and then she gets bored, it seems the only way youre gonna be happy is if you play the fucking Game, treat her like shit, but by no means should you ever be honest because if you fall, then you’re fucked. 

Maybe I just keep meeting assholes, yeah probably, I guess I’d like to think that somewhere out there; there is someone who isnt a complete mind fuck.

Sometimes I dont even know what to say to myself, I would quite like to explode, Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Your lifes a fucking joke

“My dick is a macho shithead but the rest of me is a sensitive, caring and gentle guy.” 

“My dick is a macho shithead but the rest of me is a sensitive, caring and gentle guy.”